The Metaphor

“Our newborn lad was little than a week aged erstwhile during a alteration erstwhile helium projectile pooped straight into the halfway of a instrumentality heater. This deed the whirling instrumentality blades spraying its insides and heating constituent (imagine the awkward smell), the broadside of the bed, the carpet and my wife. Great shot, son. Luckily I had my camera connected manus to seizure this uncommon and awkward moment erstwhile a metaphor was made literal.”

(submitted by Andrew)